Blu-ray Review: BUSTED BABIES (2024)

BUSTED BABIES

Written & Directed by: Kasper Meltedhair

Distributed by:  Blood sick Productions / MVD Entertainment

 It's not often I get a movie and have no clue what to say in a review.  Although, most movies are coherent and have a plot that I can at least follow.   I predict this will be my shortest review in all of the 4H Blog history!  

 Here is the "plot" from the Blood Sick Productions website:

A secret of turning flesh into glass breaks down _____'s reality when she trips in the BBQ Salon, busting rusting immortal goop onto the faces of herself, Movie Star, and Character Name. Blasts party murder of self inflicting wads of death are in the agenda after a green amulet confusion, forever, until the wood chipper reveals the dirty trick. But who are these men with Gartan Galtar and why do they dance so preciously?

  Did that plot synopsis make sense to you?  Was that English?  Well, that plot synopsis fits this movie perfectly.  I didn't understand the synopsis at all and I didn't understand the movie at all.   I usually don't like to completely trash a film, as I can usually find something good about it to focus on.   That is not the case with this one.   I have nothing positive to say about it. 

 

  I was confused from the very start and was even more confused when it ended, although I did have a feeling of relief that it was over.  The movie is just random images and random dialog, none of which makes any sense.  For example, one scene is just minutes of a group of random men opening trash bags.   Sound interesting?  Another scene shows a woman that poops out fluorescent green goo and trades it to a homeless person for some magic chewing gum that will help her end her own life!  None of this makes sense!

  

  What doesn't make the most sense of all is how this "movie" ever got a distribution deal!  

 If you want to see for yourself what this is all about, the blu-ray is available now from Blood Sick Productions and MVD Entertainment and contains the following Special Features:

-Rorph Cranker- stop motion short film by Kasper Meltedhair
-Outakes
-Behind the Scenes
-Trailers
-The Donald Farmer Viewing Experience
-Liner Notes by Caroline Kopko

CLICK HERE to purchase the Blu-Ray