Blu-Ray Review: THE CRIPPLED MASTERS (1979)

 

THE CRIPPLED MASTERS

Directed by:  Chi Lo  (as Joe Law)

Distributed by:  Film Masters / MVD 

  If you are a fan of Kung Fu movies, and weird Grindhouse flicks, do I have a film for you!   This is Kung Fu like you have never seen before!   Frankie Shum and Jackie Conn star in this bizarre film about two Kung Fu masters that have mastered the martial art despite their disabilities (one born without arms, and one born with underdeveloped legs).  Together they form one master of Kung Fu in THE CRIPPLED MASTERS!

 Here is the official synopsis from the official press release:

Directed by Chi Lo aka Joe Law (Magic Swords, Hong men xiong di, Hei lung), the film tells the story of two martial arts artists, one who has lost both arms and the other who has lost both legs, as they seek revenge against the villainous master who disabled them. Portrayed by Sung-Chuan Shen aka Jackie Conn and Chao-Ming Kang aka Frankie Shum—who in real-life are martial arts artists with disabilities—they endure rigorous training, forming a deep bond as they rely on resourcefulness and determination to master their unique fighting styles … and to avoid challenges from other martial artists and the master’s henchman. Also starring Li Chung Keng, Chen Mu Chuan and Ho Chiu.

  I haven't seen too many Kung Fu movies, but I have seen a handful and have enjoyed what I have seen.  One of my favorites is the 1976 film, MASTER OF THE FLYING GUILLOTINE.  I like that one so much due to it's nice mixture of Kung Fu and Horror, it is not your typical Kung Fu film.   I put THE CRIPPLED MASTERS up there in that same category as well.  Kung Fu purists might night like this one, but I found it highly enjoyable.  It's just goofy, weird, and fun.   

  While the two main actors were born with their disabilities, in the film we see one of them get their arms cut off and the other get his legs crippled due to being tortured with acid.   The characters don't let this stop them, and they train with a Kung Fu master to become skilled martial artists.   The novelty of them coming together to create one unstoppable Kung Fu master is pretty unique.   

  I know DVD versions of this film have been around for years, but you'll definitely want to check out this newly restored version.  In fact, one of the special features is a side by side comparison of the film's original print and the new restored version.   The clean up Film Masters did on this print is pretty amazing!    For fans of crazy cinema, this one is a must see!

  THE CRIPPLED MASTERS is available now for on Newly Restored DVD and Blu-ray from Film Masters, and contains the following Special Features:

*  A new documentary, from Ballyhoo Motion Pictures, Kings of Kung Fu: Releasing the Legends, narrated by author/researcher Chris Poggiali

*  Original raw scan of the film (SD)

*  Before/after examples of restoration

*  Liner notes provided by disability advocate Lawrence Carter-Long

*  Commentary by Will Sloan and Justin Decloux of The Important Cinema Club

*  Compilation of Kung Fu trailers (SD) from Something Weird Video

*  A recut of the original theatrical trailer from restored elements

*  An original raw theatrical trailer

*  Mandarin-language track.

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4K Ultra HD Review: NIGHT OF THE BLOOD MONSTER (1970)

 

NIGHT OF THE BLOOD MONSTER (aka THE BLOODY JUDGE)

Directed by:  Jess Franco

Distributed by:  Blue Underground / MVD

  If you like films about witches and period war films, you've come to the right place! The infamous Jess Franco brings you, NIGHT OF THE BLOOD MONSTER, or THE BLOODY JUDGE, which is actually the title I prefer, as there is no monster in this film!   Christopher Lee stars at the Judge that is sentencing innocent women to acts of torture and even death due to them being charged as practicing witchcraft.  There are also some very realistic battle scenes, and like most Jess Franco movies, it doesn't all makes sense!  Here is a brief synopsis from the Blue Underground website:

Christopher Lee (THE WICKER MAN) gives one of his most unforgettable performances as Judge Jeffreys, the infamous 17th Century witchfinder whose unholy obsession with a luscious wench (Maria Rohm of EUGENIE) fuels a jaw-dropping spree of torture, brutality and flesh-ripping perversion. Howard Vernon (SUCCUBUS), Margaret Lee (FIVE GOLDEN DRAGONS), Maria Schell (99 WOMEN) and Oscar® nominee Leo Genn (QUO VADIS) co-star in this landmark epic of sexual violence and sadism, complete with a superb score by Bruno Nicolai (COUNT DRACULA) and directed with spectacularly deviant glee by the one and only Jess Franco (VENUS IN FURS).

 I'm not going to pretend that this is some masterpiece by any means, although for a Jess Franco film, it is actually very impressive and I would assume one of his bigger budget films in his filmography.  It looks like much more of a mainstream film that I am used to seeing from his films.   The plot is a bit hard to follow, at least it was for me.  The mix of politics and war into the Salem witch trail type plot was hard to get around.   The torture scenes were dispersed in strange places in my opinion, but they did keep the film entertaining, as they were the best parts of the film to me.   The torture scenes are actually pretty tame compared to more recent movies, but there was one scene in particular that was very disturbing and realistic which was a scene of a woman's hand getting chopped off in a guillotine.  This scene happens very quickly and really catches you off guard....just don't rewind it like I did and pause right before she gets her hand cut off, as you will see a laughable fake hand that is a completely different color than her real hand.  Maybe this wasn't as noticeable on older releases, but it was hard to miss in 4K! 

 Speaking of 4K, this new release from Blue Underground is a beautiful 4K Ultra HD edition.   If you didn't know this film was from 1970, you would never guess by the look of this transfer.  It looks as if it could have been shot recently with such picture clarity and vibrant colors.   Even if you have the old BLOODY JUDGE dvd, you will want to make the upgrade to this new release.  Also, for us lover of physical media, it comes with a beautiful slip cover featuring some great new cover art!

Also, check out all these amazing special features that are included on the discs:

Disc 1 (4K UHD Blu-ray) Feature Film + Extras:

• Audio Commentary #1 with Film Historians Troy Howarth and Nathaniel Thompson
• Audio Commentary #2 with Film Historians Kim Newman and Barry Forshaw
• Audio Commentary #3 with Film Historians David Flint and Adrian Smith

Disc 2 (Blu-ray) Feature Film + Extras:

• Audio Commentary #1 with Film Historians Troy Howarth and Nathaniel Thompson
• Audio Commentary #2 with Film Historians Kim Newman and Barry Forshaw
• Audio Commentary #3 with Film Historians David Flint and Adrian Smith
• Bloody Jess – Interviews with Director Jess Franco and Star Christopher Lee
• Judgement Day – Interview with Stephen Thrower, Author of “Murderous Passions: The Delirious Cinema of Jesus Franco”
• In The Shadows – Interviews with Filmmaker Alan Birkinshaw and Author Stephen Thrower on Harry Alan Towers
• Deleted and Alternate Scenes
• Trailers and TV Spot
• Still Galleries

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Blu-ray Review: CONFESSIONS OF A SERIAL KILLER (1985)

 

CONFESSIONS OF A SERIAL KILLER

Directed by:  Mark Blair

Distributed by:  Unearthed Films / MVD

  For as long as I've been a fan of horror, and as many horror movies I have seen, I'm always amazed at how many great films have slipped past me over the years.   CONFESSIONS OF A SERIAL KILLER is a film that I can recall seeing the cover for way back when I was a kid.  This film came out in 1985, when I was 9 years old.  Later on when I was a teenager, I remember always seeing the VHS cover for this film on the shelves of my local Mom & Pop video rental store.   I remember looking at it, and always passing it up for some reason.  I don't know why I never decided to give it a chance, but I have a suspicion that the cover made me think it was going to be too scary, even for me.  

  Well, here we are almost 40 years later, and I am finally able to give it the chance I should have so many years ago, thanks to the beautiful new Blu-ray release from Unearthed Films.   Unearthed Films recently started a "Unearthed Classics" line, where they bring hard to find older films to DVD and Blu-ray.  This film is a wonderful addition to the Unearthed Classics line, and truly is a classic in my opinion.   I think I'm glad I waited all these years to watch this one, as it might have been a little much for me as a kid!  

  Here is brief synopsis of the film from the film's IMDb page:

  After being arrested, a Texas man begins confessing to the brutal murder of over 200 women. He recounts his random selection of victims and his traveling companions, his friend and friend's sister. But the police can't be sure whether to believe him or not until he locates a body and shows them some polaroids. Based on the true story of Henry Lee Lucas.

 The first thing I noticed about this film is how much actor Robert A. Burns resembles the real serial killer that this film is based on, Henry Lee Lucas.  The resemblance is uncanny, which really made this film feel more realistic.  The film consists of Burn's character, named Daniel Ray Hawkins, in a police interrogation room after being arrested, and recounting all the crimes he has committed.  We then see reenactments of these crimes that he committed, or at least what he says he committed.   I like that the film alluded to the fact that, like the real Henry Lee Lucas, the cops suspected that Hawkins might be confessing to crimes he didn't commit.    Henry Lee Lucas was notorious for confessing to murders and helping the police with their investigations in return for some special treatment in jail.  The problem was, Lucas was already locked up and had nothing to lose, so he just confessed to crimes he had nothing to do with in order to get the special treatment.  In fact, he confessed to approximately 600 murders in total. This earned Lucas the famed nickname,  "The Confession Killer". 

 I can't say enough about how much I love CONFESSIONS OF A SERIAL KILLER.   It is a gritty, grimy, and just dirty film which a movie like this  should be.   Even though it came out in 1985, it has the look and feel of a 1970's horror film, which was the best decade of horror in my opinion.   The acting in the film is great, and reenactments are very well done with some very brutal kills.  This film just made me feel dirty after watching it, and with a movie like this, that is a good thing!   In 1986, another film came out about Henry Lee Lucas called, HENRY:  PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER.  I feel like that film get more notoriety for some reason than this one.   I honestly think this is the better of the two films.   If you are a fan of serial killer films and true crime, this is a must see! 

CONFESSIONS OF A SERIAL KILLER is available now on Blu-ray and DVD from Unearthed Films and includes the following Special Features:

• *  Commentary with director John 'Mark Blair' Dwyer, director of photography Layton Blaylock and actor Sidney Brammer
• *  The Henry Lee Lucas Story by author and TV news correspondent James Moore
• *  'Rondo and Bob' Full length documentary on Robert A. Burns and actor Rondo Hatton
• *  Polaroid Gallery
• *  Promotional Gallery
• *  Trailer

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